over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees
Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.
by shepp February 15, 2008
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by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022
Get the your maternal figure mug.Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011
Get the Maternity Metric System mug.A type of toxic behaviour most commonly exhibited by middle aged women which seeks to control or discredit a person through a sustained campaign of infantilisation, gaslighting and intense focus on the target's perceived flaws or disabilities.
Through this the perpetrator sets themselves up as a protective mother figure of an otherwise capable adult to whom they are usually not related.
This tactic is often used in the defence of bigotry or conspiracy theories such as the anti-vax movement, the goal being to portray the target as too immature to have their arguments taken seriously.
Through this the perpetrator sets themselves up as a protective mother figure of an otherwise capable adult to whom they are usually not related.
This tactic is often used in the defence of bigotry or conspiracy theories such as the anti-vax movement, the goal being to portray the target as too immature to have their arguments taken seriously.
by sonderland June 11, 2020
Get the maternalism mug.1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,
2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances
2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances
by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024
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The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.
See also: Mom Speed
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.
See also: Mom Speed
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
Get the Maternal Velocity mug.Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021
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