men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

by shepp February 15, 2008

your maternal figure

Pussy

Your maternal figure is a pussy

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.

I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances

That took some real maternal cojones!

by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024