Malecro

When 2 men's body hair come into contact with each other and they get stuck together. (One man is hooks and the other loops)

I was sitting on the porch swing with Chad when our legs touched and we got Malercroed together."Malecro"

by MrCantstandya July 22, 2010

Tryna match

When two stoners get together to try each other's marijuana

Stoner 1: tryna match
Stoner 2: fuck yea let's blaze

by Loudblower420 May 8, 2017

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

digging match

Irish slang for a fight, with 'dig' being another word for punch. Not spontaneous but somewhat pre-arranged between two people who have differences that can't be resolved in a civil fashion.

Cocker and Ronnie haven't being seeing eye to eye recently, they're going to have a digging match. It should be good, Ronnie has a fair dig on him.

by Shelby Shelbs October 13, 2013