Mashiho

- the one and only center; known as the nation's center

The nation's center Mashiho is loved by a lot fans.

by xoxocmg April 30, 2019

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

Bully Maguire

Leader of the bullymaguirism. A legend. THE most powerful god. Father of shrek.

Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*

Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*

by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Mashiho

One of TREASURE's all rounders who not only sings and dances well, he can also rap, play drums, do acrobatics, and has lot more talents yet to be shared. A cutie with his chorong chorong eyes but can easily seduce you when he wants to...

Mashiho? No, that's Takata senpai for you.

by ennuiennui October 19, 2020

Maquillaphobia

An abnormal pathological fear of wearing or coming into contact with makeup or cosmetics (sometimes a specific gender's toiletries).

Having Maquillaphobia, Shawn had problems coming close to women with make-up, lotion, and other female products.

Maquillage meaning makeup/cosmetics + Phobia meaning fear.

by tbonehuber October 7, 2013