Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Mastur betroom

A bedroom owned by a single male.

She came into my mastur betroom and turned around.

by Tamas666 December 4, 2021

Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)

I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.

by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011