mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.

I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

by dole23b July 23, 2011

Haxor Mastor

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.

"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.

by steve December 21, 2004

mastorgy

When a group of male friends are watching porn and masturbate while sitting together.

We were watching a porn and had a mastorgy.

by Mischa03 January 21, 2012

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019