masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007

masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004