masterbeat

masturbate.

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.

by drizue. May 16, 2003

masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.

"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."

by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006

Mastersexting

The act of sexting yourself

My mom always walks in on me while I am mastersexting.

by Joseph Redrock October 29, 2011

Masterest

The spanish translation of Mosterest, 'mosterest' being the ultimate response in a 'i love you more' war.

Example:

Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'

taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest

used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation

by TotallyNotSabbath November 28, 2010

masterbert

A slave master named bert

Yo dude masterbert is a menace

by Lickerticier August 29, 2021

Masterbex

A person who stands off to the side and masterbates while watching two others have sex. (Masterbate + sex = Masterbexe)

During threesomes I never join in, I'm more of a Masterbex

by RFS447 June 4, 2017

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011