Mastermind

When you’re bricked out of your mind at your methadone chemist, dacking lynx body wash and stealing old ladies purses

That boys a mastermind…Well Defs get him in on the next job

by Citizenjohn October 16, 2022

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

masterminding

The act of completely surprising a friend with the intent of making them extremely happy.

This one time Elliot, Carolina, and Alexandria began masterminding the ultimate birthday surprise and we needed to come up with something completely unexpected. So what happen next? A plane, an Uber, and then...turn around to see how the story ends.

by Masterminding March 21, 2017

mastermind

a goriagg

“i wish i could be a mastermind, like a goriagg type level”

by goriagg-duh August 26, 2021

Mastermindical

When someone does something mastermindical, it means they did something so smart it leaves you gagged.

That lyric was mastermindical!

by Zukinilover May 24, 2024

mastermind

somone hw is blue and has a big forehead

also from helluva boss

"Will it lead to the mastermind of the plot?"
"gary, I don't fucking know? just watch the movie!"

by DualShock2 December 11, 2024