masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).

“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”

by TheBenAflack November 23, 2020

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

mastervading

The act of using the force to jack off your lightsaber

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.

by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009