A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
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An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.
Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar.
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
by Usher of the Black Rod October 20, 2012
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2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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