Mackology

An expression or way of life that symbolizes leadership, strength and confidence that reflects upon willpower precision making moves.

Man after listening to Mackology it further lead me into all truths; self discovery and psychological empowerment

by Ice Turner Sr January 24, 2021

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Assology

The study of being a complete asshole.

Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology

by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

massorgy

an orgy involving massages in lieu of sexual favours. usually formed in a line.

that was a fucking hot massorgy last night. call you sometime?

by duke nukem September 28, 2003

massorgy

Massages involving large groups of people

Sam took part in a massorgy on the large outdoor bed.

by Calilove31 April 17, 2017

massologist

Someone who owns more than one massage parlor-

Louie owns several illegal massage parlors, and though often arrested , he has never been convicted, sad because he has more than hard time on his hands,quite the massologist is he!,

by Margarita Surf Jeff May 23, 2016