markness

1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie

Yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a blowjob, so I blow my load on her face and leave. Next day, I decide to show off my MARKNESS so I do the same thing to her mom.

by Gulledge December 11, 2008

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

markness

mark-ness
to have to do with being "mark", meaning very cool, and suave.

"you've come back to markness."

by mark May 7, 2004

Manliness

To be of a very manly nature

punching a cow makes you manly, hence giving you manliness

by Kevin M Smith July 28, 2006

Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

to ooze manliness

A poetic way to say that a dude jizzed, comparable to " generic male name has spread his seed". Just alot weirder.

1. Did you hear? Patrick oozed manliness on Petra at last night party?
2. to ejaculate = to ooze manliness

by Sauerkraut420 January 21, 2021

the alphabet of manliness

The debut book release by web author "maddox" (real name;George Ouzounian)
should be funny.

eli is gonna jack off to maddoxs new book "the alphabet of manliness"

by pacey June 11, 2006