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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016
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bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
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A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
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Martial Autist

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020
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Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
by BDA21 June 24, 2016
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Bald Martin

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.
'I wish I was Bald Martin'
by bald martin the god December 18, 2019
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Melanie Martinez

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.
Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!
by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014
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