marshmallow scooter

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.

Dude, don't go anywhere near Victoria. I heard Greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

fluffy puff marshmallows

Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".

Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"

"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"

"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."

"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"

by The Thnikkaman September 30, 2004

Roast a marshmallow

Slang for smoking a cigarette or joint.
Roast because of the fire you need to light it and marshmallow because of the white paper of the cigarette or joint.

Let's go roast a marshmallow.

Me and Rocky roasted a couple marshmallows last night.

by YungShalom May 17, 2020

Marshmallow your mom

When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows

Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"

by SquishKohai November 9, 2017

Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.

Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Mexican Marshmallow

to give a mexican marshmallow is to piss on a small ball of toilet paper, and then throwing it at someone else.

Steve was being a little bitch the other day so I gave him a good ol' Mexican Marshmallow.

by Casterbaster July 10, 2020

Marshmallow Hell

The act of a woman pushing someone else's face into the space between her breasts.
Used often in anime for fanservice and comic value.

Negi struggled to breathe as Asuna shoved his face into her cleavage, subjecting him to Marshmallow Hell.

by CyberXIII May 13, 2009