Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.
Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.
by smb0072962 March 3, 2022
Get the Marciatosis mug.Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!
In short don't get sucked in.
In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
Get the NCIS Marathon mug.Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
Get the Michael Jordan Marathon mug.Founder of the epic Singing & Rambling discord server. He likes singing and rambling. He dislikes demonetisation and getting fucked by YouTube's algorithm.
by BoxEarth October 19, 2019
Get the marcajax mug.A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
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by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014
Get the Marathon Monday mug.The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!
Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!
JD: What's your point?
Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!
JD: What's your point?
by JDFERNS October 18, 2011
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