mantube

Slang for a mans penis, usually used in reference to homosexual activity.

'' Theres nothing Richard likes more than a mantube''
''My mantubes about to explode, wheres the bathroom''

by Jarrod A July 16, 2008

Masturexagerbate

when you mimic the movements of masturbation with a range of motion that's way bigger than your actual penis

"Hey Jerry, remember when Jeff demonstrated his distaste for Professor Keen by mimicking the movements of masturbation? Do you think his penis is really that big?"

"No way, man. Jeff masturexagerbates all the time."

by LoganRed April 16, 2016

Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.

“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”

by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019

Mentureen

Short for mentally disturbed teenager.

Its a hashtag for created by @jonniewalker.s for anyone In a state of depression, anxiety etc...

Kinda a call for help.

1. Eddie Broke was venom. We are #mentureen

2. Join the #mentureen movement
3. I am mentureen

by Wo nana to April 14, 2020

manure

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

manure occureth

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.

by themagichat November 3, 2007

mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.

I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016