yo nigga, i be at the 711, nigga, and got me some mantaloupes, nigga, shit be wilin' nigga...oh yeah, nigga, ima fag, i like to suck those mantaloupes.
by eelnahlecm October 30, 2007
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Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.
by H.S. January 11, 2009
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"Nothing like hot woman walking by and the pleasant smell they leave after they walk by, of course while I'm smoking, I'll I smell is smoke and they go out of there way to walk around me, I'm like a mantronella"
"Nothing like hot woman walking by and the pleasant smell they leave after they walk by, of course while I'm smoking, I'll I smell is smoke and they go out of there way to walk around me, I'm like a mantronella"
by tacmed56 September 4, 2009
Get the Mantronella mug.Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.
"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009
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The AB's showed Mantrol in 1987 when they won the Rugby World Cup. Will they show Mantrol in 2011?
A hole in one on the mini golf course, is a Mantrol moment.
A man who cultivates his beard to be like a Woolly Mammoth, is an expert in facial Mantrol.
A hole in one on the mini golf course, is a Mantrol moment.
A man who cultivates his beard to be like a Woolly Mammoth, is an expert in facial Mantrol.
by Mike1987 November 9, 2010
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