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Someone who got totally pwned. His site (mantako.com) is now under new management.
Mantako, also known as Taco, Tacotime, and Man Taco.
by TeamFH March 15, 2005
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a forum in which people from New Jersey and Michigan waste their life, also used in place of punk'd
yo boyee, i just mantako'd j00!
by HoboJoe February 23, 2004
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A quaint little site where people spam the glory out of... posting, I guess. And I'm not sure about that glory either.

But most importantly is that I help run the place.
I am a mod at mantako.
by Eszett May 15, 2004
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GAYEST WEBSITE IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, GAYER THAN WWW.LEMONPARTY.ORG. esp gay because craig connegus uses it as a medium to try to achieve popularity. mantako is just another word for ass hole.
craig connegus enjoys mantako enlargement and stimulation
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a noobish taco that evolved into a humanoid creature, and is attempting to take over the world by spreading the tako virus to humans and tacos around the world and create an army.
"Oh No, TEH MANTAKO IS ATTACKING ME!!1!!1!!!!!!!ONE!111!!1!!1!!!1!2
by goshuntoku February 24, 2004
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n Assorted randomness.
adj Dealing with assorted randomness.
That's too mantako for me.
by jox February 23, 2004
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That guy who owns mantako.com, where lots of people from Haddonfield visit.
I'm gonna go get caught at mantako.com in the library, and tell the librarian that I was looking at gay porn!!
by someone February 23, 2004
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