manspreading

Not destroying your balls

hey want to have kids then try manspreading

by Arandombisexual March 7, 2021

manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds

Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating

by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009

manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating

dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.

by nicas4life July 6, 2008

manspreading

While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.

Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat

See also: leg spreading

Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

Manspreading

The Stupidest Thing To Come Out Of A Feminists Mouth, Period.

Feminist: Excuse Me, Can You Stop Manspreading Please? We Need That Seat To Discuss Instagram

Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.

by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

manspreading

When a feminist forgets men have balls due to an aura that naturally repels all men.

*Man sitting on bus has his legs just enough apart not to neuter himself*
Feminist:"HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM DISGUSTING MANSPREADING PIG!"

by PowderMonkeyDeezNuts May 30, 2022

manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.

Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.

by Greyson January 4, 2008