man constitution or manstitution

rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.

Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".

Man that's just homo man.

No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.

by boreashell September 19, 2009

Mantittery

An act of exceptional foolishness, typically associated with an overweight human male subject, often shirtless. (Adjective; Mantitterous)

The manner in which that man threw a fit was textbook mantittery, I just wish he kept his shirt on.

by Chips Gearhard January 13, 2017

Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

Danstitute

A person named Daniel that you are mad at.

Danstitute, I hcate you. Put down the Oreo crackers and quit doing the sex.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

Manstipated

When a man awaits the rival of another person/persons with anger and frustration.

When a man sits still and will not leave your house only to make you frustrated and angry at the current situation.

"I have manstipated here for several hours waiting for you to come home to raise/shake my fist at you!"

"No...I will not leave your lovely house, I am manstipated!"

by Khazmachi August 25, 2009

menstitute

Slang for Mental Institute

Jack got sent to a menstitute.

by Cookiesforsale June 2, 2008