Manopause

A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)

"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.

by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008

Manapause

The behaviors a man exhibits that are similar to those of a woman going through menapause. Crying, night sweats, b*tchiness, etc...

When Dave hit 50 he really went down hill. He's so emotional and on edge all the time. He must be going through manapause.

by Lindsey75110 March 6, 2011

Manopause

(noun)- The rough equivalent of "menopause" as found in males. Manopause is the halting of "man periods." Many believe that manopause is a myth due to the fact that it is seldom seen in males, as menopause is the norm for middle-aged females. Manopause can occur at any time in a male's life.

That fat cat has been so chill since he hit manopause (fo sho).

by Kit-Kat313 December 16, 2008

Menopause Moment

When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened

OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.

by Micky918 March 31, 2009

artificial manipulence

Well Well Well, Artificial Manipulence…. What can I really say? The clear definition is that when two contrivances come together to make one, the one being artificially created systems within our atmosphere. Artificial Manipulence is concerned with everything both living and dead. The true meaning yet to be disclosed will be given one day in the future.

CEO of Artificial Manipulence - IMYS

yo I really feel like artificial manipulence is taking its toll on me. “Sigh”.

yo my g you got some artificial manipulence for me?
Dear sir, may I please have a cup of artificial manipulence and biscuits.

Artificial Manipulence = Anything & Everything

by imys July 11, 2021

Manopause

Men in their early to mid 50's who lose their minds because they are going through "the change"

My friend's dad has decided to divorce his wife of 30 years and makes no sense anymore when you try to speak to him, he's totally going through Manopause.

by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004

Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".

My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.

by Congee Wong January 30, 2009