Mansanity

When a man makes a woman angry for any reason. This will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. Common causes for the mansanity are when men don't call/text when they should, when a man doesn't clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute.

John hasn't called me in three days! I have the mansanity sooooo badly!

Joe didn't put the laundry on like I asked, I have all the mansanity right now!

by TheLG June 23, 2012

Mangent

man + tangent = mangent.

The Mangent: "...and you know what? Sure you girls have to spend an hour preparing yourselves to meet social expectations of women's appearances, but I have to shave too! And brush my hair a little! Anyways, I am clearly oppressed too because my male privilege is threatened by your empowerment..."

by BDMC December 13, 2010

Saint Viorel Mangeritul

Saint from 2rd century.

I'm Praying To Saint Viorel Mangeritul

by Old believer June 12, 2018

Mangenuity

The idea or use of an object in a manly way for other than its intended purpose.

Becky: Did you hear? John forgot condoms, so he searched his garage and used an air duct filter instead!"
Alice: Damn, sounds to me like he used some mangenuity!"

by AutoCAD Slave December 10, 2009

manternity

clothes & goods for the pregnant man

Todd looks totally cute in his manternity clothes.

by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009

Mangevity

(n) The true measure of a man, "mangevity" is the culmination of years of a man's sexual experience allowing him to go above and beyond the call of duty in the sack. "Mangevity" is a veritable font of sexual vigor that allows a man to keep it up for hours and tame even the most insatiable tigress in bed.

My man's no 2-pump chump; he's got "mangevity." We were at it for hours. Oh my god, I must have gotten-off a dozen times.

by Thugnutz March 5, 2011

Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.

Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.

by sadgav July 15, 2011