manicorn

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.

I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.

by the_mumbler February 5, 2010

Manaconda

What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.

My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again

by Skanky Blonde December 29, 2004

manaconda

a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.

"That bro has a manaconda."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

manacondor

the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. Also a great band from milwaukee.

the manacondor's wings were flapping in the wind. I just saw an amazing band... I think they were called manacondor

by the one one November 9, 2006

manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

manicorn

A sexually inaccessible male. Some manicorns flaunt themselves in front of you and brag about how they're not getting any even though you've offered so many times they always have an excuse why it's not a good time.

That TD is such a manicorn. He always talks about not getting laid but if you offer he makes up a reason why it's not a good time.

by ManicornHunter July 27, 2012

manicorn

A half-man, half-beast creature, with an unholy horn on his head. On 420, Todd discovers that its just a gay biker named Carl.

The manicorn only shows up in the most holy turnip patch on 420.

by reslived January 17, 2009