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working man's blowjob

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
by alig3fome February 18, 2010
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The Working Man

The Working Man: A person who is paid minimum wage for doing excess labor.

Or possibly the counterpart of a 'working girl', therefore a man-slut.

Or both.
Ex.

The Working Man: "Kyle is a working man! Please do not talk to him! He is very busy!!! >:C"
by Mikeinel February 23, 2009
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working man

A man who is unlikely to participate in any social activities due to being over encumbered by numerous bills and savings goals. Also known as somebody who is unable to sustain a relationship due to a lack of mental energy to tolerate the bickering and ungodly amount of attention called for by a significant other.

Likely to have few friends, if any. May experience mild to severe mood disorders over time if forced into a solitary living arrangement.

Many working men are caught up in the long working hours and stable income. Consequently, they often do very little to advance into a field that would improve their earning potential, especially if there is risk involved (low introductory pay rates, layoffs, returning to the bottom in seniority, etc.)
Joe's Friend's Girlfriend: "Wow, this apartment smells funny. Does Joe think that his dishes are going to do themselves?"

Joe's Friend: "Classic working man problems."
by societalmaggot November 23, 2014
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The Working Man

Some one who doesn't take oppurtunities to get ahead; too honest The opposite of a hustler
A bus driver who works 9-5 5 days a week compared to a club promoter who runs the local gambling ring.

"The Working Man is a Sucka!"
by Crankshot7 June 28, 2007
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Working man

When you use the fact that your a working class man or woman to get access to something or avoid something used on other working class people.

For example telling a ticket guard that you need to get to work and cant afford a ticket

not always used to get to work
Look i know i didnt buy a ticket but i really need to get to work cant you just let this slide?


I pulled a working man on the construction man and he let me drive through the closed road
by horsebo February 20, 2009
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working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.
Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.
by dugefresh December 18, 2012
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working for the man

the leafblower is really working for the man , huh
by dankmemesand3dprinters October 14, 2016
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