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Mammon

the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.

bro's the CEO of getting bullied.

"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"

a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-

kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.

when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.

he still owes Leviathan cash.

he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.

bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023
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mamón

In Mexican slang, it means something like "insolent little douchebag", "absurd fuckhead", or "deliberately, and often arrogantly, uncooperative".

It's highly inaccurate to say it simply means "annoying person", "someone who does something stupid", or even "snob". It can be used to describe an annoying person since an absurd, arrogant asshole will of course be annoying, but annoyance is such a subjective and broad notion and mamón does not come close to encompassing it completely, so it's a flawed definition. Same thing goes for 'doing something stupid' or 'snob', and to these add the fact that there are slang words for each of those that are several times more fitting; like pendejo or fresa, respectively. Although it would be perfectly fitting to call a snob a mamón if he or she has the appropriate attitude, but not a simply someone who does dumb things since pendejo covers that.
- That little mamón thinks he's hot shit with all his little bullshit.

- I used to hang out with him but then he started being a little mamón.

- No seas mamón. No mames, wey.
by cerveza! December 22, 2008
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mammoned

When someone puts you in a bad spot.
The boss did'nt give enough for the coffee again. I should have guessed I'd get mammoned today. mammoned
by ttrman August 18, 2010
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Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s
Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)
by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021
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Mammon

Obey Me!'s Avatar of Getting Bullied By Everyone (except for maybe some Mammon simps). He is the 2nd oldest of the seven clown brothers. He's a massive tsundere, a dumbass, and as most people say, “a money grubbing scumbag who does anything for money” which is almost true :D. He’s one of the few brothers who don’t try to kill you so that’s good I guess. He’s the first demon you make a pact with which he tends to bring up all the time saying “I WAS (your name)’S FIRST!” which is kinda suggestive but we all know he’s not innocent since it’s implied a lot that he wants to fuck you -_-.
"MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Katkichi_Tenko May 10, 2022
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Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
by solaristrance April 20, 2015
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mapMonkey

A term used for an experienced glitcher on consoles such as Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. You will catch them playing Call of Duty games and talking about pomegranates.
Wtfhaxor?! How did you get up there?

Dude I'm a mapMonkey...

Thats awesome I want to learn too!
by mMteam June 26, 2009
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