Malort 

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.

Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.

Malort by I hate Malort September 26, 2020

Malorie 

Malorie is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She has an adventurous view on life and never gives up, no matter what the world throws at her. She is strong, independent, and very funny. Her friends love her dearly.

You're gonna hear malorie roar

Malorie by Damon Blake December 10, 2016

Maloney Joke 

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke

Maloney Joke by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

Pugsy Malone 

A famous canine gangster from New York who withdrew from mob life and moved to Monterey, California to become a widely recognized street artist and live peacefully near the often foggy shoreline.

Pugsy Malone has created a name for himself by demonstrating that taking a simple shit can be artistic; his depictions of right wing politicians such as Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy has been ‘spot on’ and many have resonated to and paid top dollar for his spontaneously pooped images!

Pugsy Malone by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2021

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

Post Malone by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Kevin malone 

The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.

" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone

Kevin malone by Harold78 January 23, 2018

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022