rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016