mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

by mws79 February 23, 2009

Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

malloc

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

by Dave E. August 17, 2004

Malluchi

The name Malluchi occurs only one time in the Bible. Nehemiah mentions him as a patriarch of a household of which a man named Jonathan was leader (Nehemiah 12:14). The name Malluchi is one of many derived from the noun מלך (melek), meaning king.
He is generally a nice guy and the best person to be around.He is always there for you and will do anything he can to make sure you are happy even if he doesn't benefit from it. He will always love yo no matter what. He can also be very spiritual and have a good heart. A Malluchi, is cute,smart,kind,romantic,respectful and probably the most awesome person you will ever meet. Not to mention he is also good with the ladies ;).

Girl 1: Malluchi is so awesome!!
Girl 2: He is cute too!

by LUUUCHI March 18, 2017

mallese

a dumb wifeless teacher

Karen: tell your teacher mallese that im calling corporate

by troika_2 December 3, 2019

Mallcore

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Mallcore

A modern form of music, influenced, but wholly separate from Heavy Metal that incorporates rap, funk, simplified song structures, and subject matter geared towards the teens and youth of America. Topics often include alienation, parental abuse, and "the pain inside." Watch for simple rhyme patterns and a general lack of innovation. The oversaturation of the market with mallcore in analogous to the takeover of glam rock in the late 80s and early 90s as record companies scrambled to make a quick profit. The roots of mallcore go back to Anthrax's "I'm the Man" as well as Faith No More's "Epic." These visible hits which fused metal and rap inadvertently caused a tidal wave. Bands such as Korn and such spinoffs soon began to take over the market with detuned and substandard products. As the style of music overtook a naive fanbase, many bands, formerly true to heavy metal, began to lean towards mallcore tendencies. These bands, such as Metallica, In Flames, and others made their sound more accessible by simplifying their work and adding aspects of electronica, whispered vocals, simple chugging riffs, and taking focus off of lead guitars. This style of music as of late has been decreasing in popularity, as record companies have opted to move on to other styles of music. Most likely the style will experience a revival in the next decade as bands realize they have no money, having spent it in their prime. Revival tours and reunions will be common, and the pain of the past will be experienced once again.

The new In Flames album will definitely be mallcore.

by Lord Worm August 16, 2003