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n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck

2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom
Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd

Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!
mallard by Douchie McDoucherson March 10, 2010
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Mallard Mouth

Why you looking like a Mallard Mouth??
Mallard Mouth by The Girls at LVC October 9, 2010
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Red Mallard 

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.
A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!
Red Mallard by Wiley_Oompa April 7, 2010

Dirty Mallard 

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".
As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!
Dirty Mallard by Landon M. September 28, 2006

mallard slick 

its that crazy shit you call duck tape
"Lets mallard slick crystal, she's a noisy cum dumpster!"
mallard slick by Cody 13 April 24, 2008

Fat Mallard 

That guy has a fat mallard
Fat Mallard by SGTCorbis September 10, 2016
Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'
Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.

Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!

Gudgie: Mallard!
Mallard by Sop May 21, 2013