Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.
Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
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