You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.
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Get the Mandering mug.Verb. Short for "millenial pandering". Millandering is used by companies, more often in a cringy way, to promote their product to millenials. This moslty consists in the wrong use of emojis, dead memes, the newest fad or whatever thing the companies think is currently popular with this particular group.
Guy 1: Oh god! Did you see the newest meme made by *insert brand*. It's very cringy!
Guy 2: Of course. They are millandering again.
Guy 2: Of course. They are millandering again.
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