Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.
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Used to describe a really pissed of person. Bared teeth, foaming at mouth, general participant in a college cat fight.
Used to describe a really pissed of person. Bared teeth, foaming at mouth, general participant in a college cat fight.
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by ripley 54 February 4, 2010
Get the mastabatorey arthridus mug.A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.
"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."
by Geoff Lilley November 27, 2012
Get the mallatorium mug.A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.
But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.
But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
by efege October 7, 2017
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Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
by dont kys September 29, 2017
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