Majick

Refers to an unprecedented amount of luck that an individual possesses at any one time. Usually involves pulling off an impossible stunt that will lead others to believe that you have the favor of the Gods.
It is not pronounced magic, magick, or majik

"How did you do that!? I shot you in the face!"
"Dude, I'm Majick."

by The Majick March 15, 2008

madjacker

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.

Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."

by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007

matjack

1(mat-jack)
usualy a nick name, or the name of a large ammount of gothic peoples

2 the firstname and second put together of someone to make them sound like a baddass person, but in actuality nonone cares

yo lets go to matjcks house

matjacks a screw ball

by anthony marra April 18, 2008

majckstops

A group of friends who like to constantly text and talk in a group chat. Very close to each other and do things together all the time.

Did you hear about the majckstops? Yeah, great people.

by Mjgross69 June 8, 2017

Majawk

Major Awkward - very embarrassing moment/situation for someone or being called out for something that it’s proven/obvious you did or said. Example: someone doesn’t reply to a group invite on social media and when the inviter reminds him/her about it, they claim they never check that site but it clearly shows all invitees that he/she opened the invite and just didn’t reply.

“Wow, Sally just told Betty about the group Facebook invitation to the pre-prom party on Saturday because Betty never replied and claims she never got the invitation. So Sally showed Betty a screenshot of the Facebook invite that shows all invitees that Betty had actually opened and seen it...Majawk”

by Marilou Sue April 4, 2018

malacki

malacki is a great person ,he is very understanding and generous. he is a giving person. he good listener. once you have a malacki in your life you wont regret it.

you ever met malacki ?hes cool peoples.

by kai7 September 11, 2020

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022