Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011

Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.

Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 5, 2017

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

Macabation

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

by filmzillz May 21, 2012

merculations

Foul movement in the stomach.

“Wow, this donut is really causing some massive merculations in my stomach, ya know”

by airbongos442 August 20, 2019

masculution

A solution provided by a a male that females find absurd. Often provided in the most effective manner that still requires the least thought, planning or action.

She was upset that her husband's masculution was to place cardboard under a table leg instead of actually fixing it.

by MartyMcFlab October 20, 2020

manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.

Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.

by Colto22 May 18, 2009