mackstracted

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.

At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.

by beebix June 11, 2006

macsauce

To crash a car/car accident

“Macsauce! He don’t got it!”

by Goobs69420 January 27, 2021

mackshausted

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.

I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.

by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010

macoytard

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.

He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin

by theragingmole November 29, 2021

barry macockinher

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

macocious

A person who likes to mind other people's business;intentionally observing profiles on Facebook with the intent to find out the person's business and talk about it with other macos.

Rhonda is a very macocious woman, she is always up in my business.

Boy she could real maco people profile on facebook.

by Gizzy See March 12, 2011

__macosx

Useless, shitty, trash folder that was created when a macOS user create a zip file

Windows user: "STOP INCLUDING YOUR SHITTY __MACOSX FOLDERS EVERYTIME YOU ZIP FILES FFS >:("
macOS user: "Huh?"

by Arsnova October 8, 2021