maceta

1.) Puerto Rican slang for who hesitates spending his / her own money.

1.) "What a maceta this dude. He left a penny for a tip!"

by Garabato October 9, 2009

Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete

My friend is such a vca.machete.

by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!

by skown March 5, 2011

machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.

If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.

by Graham T C February 11, 2006

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020