1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
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guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!
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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
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guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!
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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
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The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.
"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
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