Mustaching

The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.

Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!

Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!

by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011

Mustache

1) Chris Baker

2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler

3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.

Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"

by vasectomy71 June 7, 2011

Mustache

Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.

“Yo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustache”

by This is not ok August 31, 2020

Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr August 19, 2008

Mustache

A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2019

mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011