lochaber axe

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!

Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.

by wolfregis April 21, 2015

Locha

means serious problem/issue in Mumbai Hindi street lingo

Aaj Locha ho gaya (Today there was a serious problem)

by Chancemaarkar April 24, 2008

Lochan

A Lochan is a chill and awesome person who you can trust. She is very nice when you get to know her. She is a great person to talk to and will have ALOT of inside jokes with you. At first, she may be quiet and show little emotions but once you get to know her, it's awesome being her friend!

OMG you were nice today???? Thats SO Lochan of you!!!!!!!!!!!

by kpop123 December 9, 2019

Elide Lochan

The clever, cunning, hopeful scion of Annieth, <Throne of Glass, Sarah J Maas> who can don any personality as easily as a piece of clothing and manipulate anything/one, including Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan. She has an injured ankle, and was enslaved by her uncle, but serves the court of Terrasen loyally. Lady of Perranth. Frequently has heavy menstrual cycles, as is brought into many amusing scenes, most of them involving Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan shredding various articles of his clothing for her to stuff down her pants. She is of witch descent, claimed by the blackbeaks although her blood runs red. Friend of Abraxos.

Random man- *looks at elide*
Lorcan- STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE *grabs elide*
Elide Lochan- bro we’re in the marshes. No one cares. That was a ruse like, ten villages ago. *proceeds to ignore him after he betrays her queen*
Lorcan- I luv u tho
Elide- WHAT
Lorcan- hmm what did Rowan do...? Aha. LETS FIND A WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TOGETHER
Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- sprints across battlefield on Farasha (the butterfly) Get your ass up you’re not dying on me

by Fictionaryy October 30, 2020

Luchau

Family of great importance and wealth. Go to for money or help.

Yo man I needed some money so I stopped by the Luchau's and they lent me some

by Diabloboy22 March 3, 2010

Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)

I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.

by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008

lunchable

1. An ignorant person whos top priorities are their drug intake, american football, eating at mcdonalds, driving their camaro/mustang and trying to pick up under aged girls. they cannot hold a conversation because they burnt out their last few brain cells eating handfuls of pills (they dont know what was in them, they just eat them) and drinking cases of shit beer (ie, bud or miller lite.) they are violent and frequent run of the mill night clubs.

2. See meathead.

lunchable: "sandwich yo!"
humanoid: "uhm what would you like in your sandwhich?"
luncahble: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, what type of bread would you like?"
lunchable: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, here's your meat on meat sandwich.."

by nocturnal January 10, 2005