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Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."
by Khocky April 17, 2023
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Umpa-Lumping

umpa-lumping(oom-pa loom-ping) is a very verstile word

definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa

definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.

definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid
definitiion 1: you see that girl walking, she straight umpa-lumping with she got a broken leg

definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core

definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.
by AFallet1 June 15, 2012
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Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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Trump Lumping

lumping humans into one’s own personal singular self created category without any consideration of the rest of humans multifaceted personality traits. A commenter lumping their opponent into a group with very negative association to remove all legitimacy from their opponent.
Trump was trump lumping when he said “I’m not gonna say who I mean. I’m just saying you had forces saying things that were evil. They were bad people and he is a very, very fine man.”
by AlRut August 23, 2022
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