Lululemon mom

A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole

"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "

"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"

by Rotisseringchickens June 29, 2016

lululemon-illusion

An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.

note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants

Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

lululemon leggings

tight pants every white girl wears

girl: *stands up and pulls up lululemon leggings*
boy: omg her ass is a whole bakery

by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020

lululemon bag

The bag of choice for basic white girls

Why is she using a lululemon bag

She wants to show off that she spent $70 on sweatpants

by Possibly autistic April 27, 2023

Lululemon-toe

When a girl wears lululemon pants so tight that you can see her vagina lobes.

Richard: Did you see Dani in her lululemons?

Dominic: Ya! Dude you can see her pussy, she has Lululemon-toe.

Richard: Dude, put your dick down.

by SpeedoKing March 18, 2011

Lululemon Curds

What you call cellulite on the butt and legs that are accentuated by tight workout pants.

I spent the entire class behind a row of Lululemon curds.

by CougarKevin July 12, 2019

Lululemon Classic-Cappuccino

A Cappuccino corrected with Grappa, or rarely, with Mescaline.

Can I have two lululemon classic-cappuccino?

by JohnsonResearch May 1, 2023