motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

The Lotion Defense

A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.

Hey Babe is that Jizz on the back of your yoga pants? No its body lotion! The Lotion Defense.

by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012

laotian

A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.

-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill

by Poji August 27, 2005

nigger looting

When playing PUBG, on duo or squad settings, your teammate decides to loot the same building that you just so happen to be looting.

Hey dickhead I'm already looting this house. Go fuck off somewhere else you fucking nigger looting assclown.

by codpiece paul October 3, 2017

lootie

Lootie is an internet celebrity who achieved far reaching fame during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. His image was originally captured by the Associated Press and quickly gained notoriety for the alleged racist caption that it displayed.

Lootie since than has been one of the most popular subjects of photoshop.

Lootie: Iz be juss thirssty n sheeit gnomesane? So i dun rob da licka sto fo some Heineken.

by Lootie July 27, 2008

lotion bottle

a topping you put on your food

“bro i had fries today so i grabbed a lotion bottle and used the lotion as a sauce”- Ron

by iloveghosts June 8, 2021

lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008