Lontar

A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

lonte

lonte from javanese or melayu word means whore.

hore, hore, hore the lonte were coming give their service

by imvg February 15, 2007

lowtweet

deliberately vague tweet

He could not stop lowtweeting about what had happened in London.

by Strandman October 31, 2015

Lontrell

Has an old soul, he's very goofy and always is there for you when you need him most he will die for you no matter how bad you treat him. He will be real with you no matter what, you will loose ALOT of friends for being so real. When it comes to relationships and advice he is the man to come to, he is a sweet talker and a gentleman, 2 things that I might add he's a sexy dark gentleman and has a big long dick. He goes to church a lot and tells people about God. You will be so glad to have a Lontrell in your life. Be careful how you treat him because he will become rich. Has many different nicknames LJ, Trell, Lonnie, Uncle L, big brother, gramps, and many more

Man.....I need a lontrell in my life so bad 😭😩

by Gottolovethisdude March 13, 2017

lowenthal

Where a presumably gay man wraps his uncircumcised penis foreskin around his partners nose who then creates a vacuum by inhaling through his nose. at the same time is massaging his prostate.

Gay guy bragging to other gay friend about his recent Lowenthal: Man, Dustin loves giving me lowenthals, he lowenthaled so hard I filled his sinus with my man goo.

by Norcalchica1985 May 26, 2017

lowthered

To get black-out drunk at a party to the point of being unable to vomit, having to go to AnE and grabbing the dick of the host's dad along the way.

I got so lowthered last week, I've been forced to go to Alcoholics Anonymous by school.

by Ilikemakingfunofpeople April 28, 2014

Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003