A game played amongst men where you throw an object at another man's mid section at a respectable pace, and yell "Lonis", giving the person time to react to protect themselves.
When we were drunk last night, we decided to start playing Lonis and I do not have very good reflexes, hence I can no longer have children.
by AlphaSigLonis February 11, 2010
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1. A replacement name for a prick in your life with whom you are trapped as family.
2. General term for a prick in your life who you are unable to ditch by yourself. (then the "L" is written/typed lowercase)
2. General term for a prick in your life who you are unable to ditch by yourself. (then the "L" is written/typed lowercase)
1. Londasue blocked off my driveway last night, barged in through my front door with a his own spare key, and proceeded to drink all my liquor and eat all my food.
2. That drama kid from school with the incessant mime routine sticks to me like glue. I've done everything I can do by myself to get rid of him, but that is just giving him more material to work with. He is such a londasue.
2. That drama kid from school with the incessant mime routine sticks to me like glue. I've done everything I can do by myself to get rid of him, but that is just giving him more material to work with. He is such a londasue.
by Tropicofscorpio November 27, 2012
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Get the lonisy mug.Damn. The only thing keeping Mark and Hazal from eachother is the invisible bounds, known as states to the modern world. That's fucking longas!
by HazalIsThePerfectHumanBeing August 24, 2018
Get the Longas mug.when your saying a joke in public and everyone is laughing but one guy just say LOL instead of laughing he is a Loliaster.
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