Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

longhair

A pre- 1950's term, referring to a man who enjoys or plays classical music. Typically these men had longish hair, longer than the clean-cut men of that era.

Look Doris, that cellist is such a longhair. He is a swell fellow, I'd like to have him over for dinner.

by victortree April 16, 2006

Camp Longhorn

Closest thing to heaven. 3 weeks of pure happiness. Nothing like it.

This day sucks. I wish I was out of Austin and at Camp Longhorn.

by SP '04 December 12, 2004

longhan

a name given to video game connoisseurs and/or otherwise one who has a large wang, comparable to anaconda, or larger than average lead pipe

Person One: "So how was the date last night?"

Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"

by wang litis April 12, 2008

Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.

When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.

by jvincent14 August 29, 2012

Jewish longhorning

A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes

Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning

by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017

Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

by Geris February 20, 2004