Lodged

Ploy for sex in exchange for a place to sleep for the night.

Note: There doesn't actually need to be a place to sleep, nor do you have to make good on it, but, it's kinda a dick move not to.

I lodged Crotch Thumper for the Red Dress Run so she didn't have to drive all the way back home.

by AssTek October 7, 2013

pre-loved

adj, the state of having been previously sexually enjoyed by someone

She has been pre-loved by Patrick, Bob and Glenn.

by Scheisskerl August 7, 2012

Logadile

A piece of wood seen floating or on the surface of a body of water, resembling a crocodile. Often used in a humorous context.

This river is full of logadiles.
See that logadile over there.
Watch out for logadiles on your stand up paddleboard.

by Spacedouthippy January 14, 2017

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Löded Diaper

The name of Roderick Heffley's band

Person 1: Did you see löded diaper in concert the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so loaded kinda like my sons diaper.

by germanshephard2222 August 8, 2020

Like Ike Loved Tina

A way of expressing an intent to harm someone or something later, usually with a fist, stomp, or open handed slap, much like Ike Turner beat Tina.

Is always applied when there's a mike stand, bad costumes, or crying singers involved.

Yeah, that bitch doesn't know I saw her giving Tom hand relief at the New Year's Party. I'm a love that bitch like Ike loved Tina when she gets home!

by Theloniuos Phunk January 3, 2009

your are loved

You are not alone . Somewhere in this world someone loves you with their body and soul

It’s okay Your are loved

by it’s okay to be sad October 21, 2019