Loft

To just chill, usually under the influence of Marijuana.

Side chick: What are you doing tonight?
Anthony: Lofting like usual

by iRealms January 13, 2017

Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.

“I got kicked in the balls yesterday”
“Are they in the loft?
“Oh yea.”

by Rumpet July 22, 2021

Loft Wall

It’s literally Anix’s definition of a wall that is on a loft.

“A loft wall, Urban Dictionary is like listening to me now...” -Anix

by Frowoah July 7, 2020

loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

Loft Eagle

The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.

"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"

by Tom Pagut October 24, 2007

loft-bananna

A stupid starving artist who lives in the city, in some loft or other, and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These idiots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.

Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis. Seriously, lets kick thier ass.

by cameronthered December 2, 2005