Legistics

The study of being legit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit, I'm un-legit. And for that reason I am enrolled in a Legistics class.

by IWFP December 13, 2010

Logistication

The art or practice of processing logistics in order to achieve a task or attain a target

I logisticated a root on the weekend

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

Logisticstable

It is a table that obviously everyone that has a IQ knows how to use.

Hey I might not be the smartest but atleast I know how to use a logisticstable.

by Lemonslayer 2 electric boogalo December 3, 2018

Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.

The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.

by ADMIGS October 8, 2020

Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.

Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.

IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years

by JORge ar December 23, 2010

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

by mhycro April 17, 2019