Locky

Locky is the most wonderful person. I swear, you won’t find anyone greater. There isn’t anybody in the world who doesn’t like him. If you know Locky, keep him close because if you don’t you might regret it for the rest of your life. He is so incredibly kind and always puts others before himself. He is so caring and makes you feel appreciated. He is good at talking to people and will order at restaurants for you if you feel a bit too anxious to do it. He is also incredibly good looking, you will never see anybody finer. His soft, light brown hair will sweep you off your feet. How is it possible for it to look so beautiful long AND short? His eyes look brown at first but if you’re lucky enough to get close to him, you will notice they have a hints of green around the middle and it is absolutely enticing. Once you look into those eyes you’ll never want to look away. His light freckles are so cute you can’t help but love them. The shape of his lips, nose and jaw are almost too perfect to be real. He’s so tall so when he wraps his arms around you, you will always feel so safe, secure and entirely at home. Though he is skinny, he is one of the best cuddlers you will ever know. Not only is he warm and always smells good, he will hold you in the most comfortable positions and make you feel so relaxed you could fall asleep in an instant. If you know Locky, MARRY HIM. Marry him and keep him forever and he will give you a truly amazing life. Love your Locky. He is special.

I love you Locky

by e <3 October 22, 2019

lochabar

The area of Scottland owned by Damian Henderson of South Plainfield, New Jersey. Passed down to him by his great great great great granddaddy Lochabar after winning an Atlantean arm-wrestling contest against the Loch-Ness Monster. Presumed to soon be its own nation. Also, due to the nature of ownership, can be used as a nickname for certian persons who own land in Scottland.

"Yo, we going to visit Lochabar today?"
"Our friend, or the place?"
"Well, how do you presume we get to Scottland?"
"To Lochabar's house it is."
"Think his mom made cookies?"

by sk84life831 March 7, 2009

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

Lochlan

He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader

Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him

by Jesscc June 10, 2018

Lochodactyl

A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of Christianity. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges out of the water and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.

Lochodactyls make baptisms much more interesting.

by Lochodactyl Breeder April 3, 2009

lochte

A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.

"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."

by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016

Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016