lochabar 

The area of Scottland owned by Damian Henderson of South Plainfield, New Jersey. Passed down to him by his great great great great granddaddy Lochabar after winning an Atlantean arm-wrestling contest against the Loch-Ness Monster. Presumed to soon be its own nation. Also, due to the nature of ownership, can be used as a nickname for certian persons who own land in Scottland.

"Yo, we going to visit Lochabar today?"
"Our friend, or the place?"
"Well, how do you presume we get to Scottland?"
"To Lochabar's house it is."
"Think his mom made cookies?"

lochabar by sk84life831 March 7, 2009

lochaber axe 

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!

Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.

lochaber axe by wolfregis April 21, 2015

Lochaber high school 

absolute shit hole, full of tramps, junky’s and wee fannys

see that lochaber high school bunch of faggots man

Lochaber high school by badbitchxxxx April 21, 2019